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It sure sounds like a. . .

It sure sounds like a. . .

Yesterday’s post reminds me of a story. . . 

During a children’s sermon, a minister says, “I’m going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is."

"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..."

"And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." 

"And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited...

(pause)..."

Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The minister breathed a sigh of relief and called on him. 

"Well," said the boy, "I Know the answer must be Jesus...but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me!"

Weekend Wisdom - Taking Pictures

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